Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Top 10 policies a Key-Brash Government would implement


10: Invade Iran on behalf of America

9: All beneficiaries become mandatory organ donors.

8: Public safety campaigns against joining Unions.

7: McDonalds to sponsor all playgrounds in state schools in Private Public Partnerships

6: 'More wives from Singapore' immigration program.

5: Make being Maori in an urban area after 10pm an arrestable offense.

4: Open up the left hand corner of the NZ Flag to corporate logo sponsorship.

3: Arm all front line Police with rocket propelled grenade launches

2: Force all teachers unions to adopt a 'no fat chicks' amendment to membership rules

1: Catch up with Australia by selling NZ to China


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